Does your lightbulb ever just smell like nothing? It sucks, right? Well picture this: your lightbulb doesn’t smell like nothing. It smells like blueberry pie. Yeah. It smells like grandma came back to life and she’s whipping some shit up for you in the kitchen. That’d be sick, right? Regular air fresheners are cool, but […]
When you picture fat stacks of cash, who do you imagine standing over them holding machine guns and kilogram bags of cocaine? That’s right. Drug dealers. The money is there, you just need a quick idea to pitch so those stacks become your stacks. That’s where we come in. Drug dogs have been used exclusively […]
This idea requires some sort of coding computer science technology math background or something but the concept itself is pretty simple. Create a platform for people to sign up as professional YouTube video watchers and then have other people use this same platform to purchase views for their own videos. Our target market, in a […]
Imagine this. You just drove 45 minutes to see the Rangers get shit on by the Astros at Globe Life Park in Arlington. You pull up to a parking lot a quarter mile away from the stadium but it’s cool because part of our hypothetical service is a complimentary shuttle to the stadium. Our poorly […]
That’s it. That’s the entire idea. Venmo me for my pun to avoid a drawn out lawsuit.
It’s possible to squeeze every last bit of toothpaste out of a toothpaste tube using the roll-up-when-there’s-not-much-left-method…but is it possible to do that with ketchup? It wouldn’t be much of an exaggeration to say “fuck no it isn’t.” That’s the problem this entrepreneurial endeavor aims to solve. Imagine ketchup, but in a toothpaste tube. Revolutionary. […]